Introducing Meriken and SmileyBunny Pink

SmileyBunny Pink: (looking really annoyed but nevertheless starts reading the set of questions from the piece of paper that Meriken gave him earlier) Who is Meriken? What is so special about her?

Meriken: That’s me! The author of this blog! I’m nothing special, really. I’m just your average teenage girl who likes to write and read interesting things!

SmileyBunny Pink: (rolls eyes) Tuh, ch-yeah, right. (Continues reading) What is this blog all about?

Meriken: It’s generally about… things that’s happening around me. Basically anything under the sun. And the moon… And the stars…

SmileyBunny Pink: (sighs) Why do you make such lame jokes?

Meriken: Well, why not?! Come on, can’t I TRY to be funny? And stick with the questions I gave you, Mr. Pink!

SmileyBunny Pink: (glares at Meriken) Why “Bahay Kubo?”

Meriken: You’ve got to read my very first post >here< .

SmileyBunny Pink: Why should your blog be read?

Meriken: Because… uhm… I’ll cry if you don’t! Oh, wait, no… I’ll pour maple syrup on you and cover you with chicken feathers! No, wait! I’ll–

SmileyBunny Pink: (interrupts Meriken’s ramblings) Why do you sputter idiotic nonsense all the time?

Meriken: Hey! What do you mean idiotic? That’s just mean!

SmileyBunny Pink: Why do you insist on blogging even though we all know your writing stinks?

Meriken: What the heck? That question wasn’t on the list! Stick with the list, will you?!

SmileyBunny Pink: (rolls eyes and tosses paper away) I already read all the questions you gave me. Can I go back to my wrapper now and tolerate no longer your annoying senselessness?

Meriken: Annoying senselessness…? (glares at SmileyBunny, but later on smiles evilly) What? You’re going already? Aw, such a shame! Well then, thank you for helping me Mr. Cute and Adorable SmileyBunny Pink!

SmileyBunny Pink: (flares up after hearing the words cute, adorable, smiley and pink within one sentence) For the last time, stip calling me that! (Points at his frowning face) Do I look like a smiling bunny to you!?! And why pink?! I hate pink! I’m a guy, for goodness’ sake!

Meriken: (smiles) You’re not a guy. You’re my stuffed bunny rabbit and you have cute adorable pink ears. The name suits you perfectly!

SmileyBunny Pink: A GUY rabbit! GUY! G-U-Y! Guy rabbit who unfortunately has pink ears!! Why don’t you give me a GUY’s name?! Huh?!

Meriken: (shrugs) Meh, too late. Already gave you one, and I like it the way it is.

SmileyBunny Pink: Then at least take the PINK out of my name and change it to something not girly! Like BLUE! Or BLACK!

Meriken: Don’t be silly, dear. Change your name and lose the privilege of teasing and blackmailing you to no end? I don’t think so! (smiles innocently)

SmileyBunny Pink: Grr… You are an evil, evil girl at heart!

Meriken: Aw, shucks! Thanks! Now get back inside your wrapper! I wouldn’t want your cute pink ears to get dirty now, would I? Come now, hop! Hop!

SmileyBunny Pink: … I hate you…

Meriken: I love you, too!

Oh, and please feel free to leave comments/ criticisms/ suggestions/ violent reactions, so that I’ll know that I’m not alone in this lonely crusade with only an angry stuffed (but really cute) bunny

 Random note: Playing with colors is fun!