SmileyBunny: Several months? Several months?! I haven’t seen hide nor hair of you for almost a year!
(SB throws a chair. Ikang dodges the flying chair.)
Whoa whoa, let’s not get violent here, shall we–
SmileyBunny: No letters, no words, not even a peep! And you dare show your face here with a pretentious ‘Greetings!’
(SB throws a table. Ikang barely dodges the flying table. She nervously laughs.)
Look, SB, calm down–
SmileyBunny: Don’t you dare tell me to calm down!
(SB looks around for anything else to throw, but finds nothing, and so settles for throwing self on a couch and glaring ferociously. Ikang sighs in temporary relief.)
Ahem. So. Hello, blog that I haven’t updated for several mo–
SmileyBunny: Abandoned. ABANDONED FOR ALMOST A YEAR.
Look, it’s not my fault! See, there’s this website, it’s called Tumblr, and it’s taken over my life–
SmileyBunny: Oh sure, blame the website and not yourself, why don’t you?
No, seriously, it’s addicting. See, it’s a blogging platform that lets you blog, re-blog, like posts and tag and–
SmileyBunny: I knew it! I KNEW IT! YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!
SmileyBunny: First it was that LiveJournal hussy, and now THIS?
It’s not actually cheating since you’re a blog, not a person–
SmileyBunny: Oh. OH. So you’re using that excuse, huh? Yeah, demean me to soothe your guilty conscience, you… you three-timer!
SB, you and me, we’re not in any kind of relationship for me to be three-timing you–
SmileyBunny: And now you’re denying me! All those years we had, all those DBSK posts I had to endure, all those times I spent mocking you when you were angst-ing about them, you’re saying they didn’t mean anything to you?
You’re not exactly helping your case here, SB.
SmileyBunny: This is just– You know what? I give up. Go back to your stupid Tumbler–
It’s Tumblr. Without an ‘e.’
SmileyBunny: Go back to your stupid Tumblr-without-an-e and blog yourself out. Yeah, you heard me. BLOG YOURSELF OUT.
Now that you mention it, I have around 1,400 posts there and I regularly blog practically everyday. I have 25 people following me, which by Tumblr standards isn’t really anything but– Uhm, SB, why are you so red? What are you doing— SB, wait. No, I’ll shut up about Tumblr, I promise! Just, please drop the couch, please! SB, have mercy–OOF!